White Pants

I am going to a party tomorrow night, or might be going, and am supposed to wear all white there. I just went out during lunch and looked for white pants because I dont' own any.

Now, I know that I am going to look like a total fool in white pants, and I don't really want to buy a pair of pants just to wear them once or to spill something on them and ruin them.

The party will likely be lots of asians, and it is just a matter of fact that small asian men look much better in white than a big tall white boy like me will look in white.

Grade: C-