Drunken falling strippers

On Saturday I ended up watching the strippers at the Cocktail for a few hours. And there were only three doing the rotation, but one of them was realy cute, and after I talked to him, I found out he was real drunk. He said he had about 5 long islands already, and they were large glasses of them.

I went to go give the guy a buck, and he lifted his leg to put it on my shoulder and basically shove his junk into my face. But, he didn't make it all the way there. He totally stumbled and fell on his ass, and nearly fell off the stage. Poor guy. It was really super funny, and embarassing for him. I didnt' know what to do that the point with the dollar. I mean, do you still give it to him, or just walk away as the staff are helping him to his feet? I just quickly tucked the buck in his grundies and sat down.

Oh, and this porn star, Matthew Rush, will be stripping at the Lucky Horseshoe on Thursday night. He is way too beefy for me, and I have seen him strip when I was in Dalla before, but whatever, sounds like good times. Wanna go?

Grade: C (I get sad when I see a fallen stripper)