1/16/2006

Drunken falling strippers


On Saturday I ended up watching the strippers at the Cocktail for a few hours. And there were only three doing the rotation, but one of them was realy cute, and after I talked to him, I found out he was real drunk. He said he had about 5 long islands already, and they were large glasses of them.

I went to go give the guy a buck, and he lifted his leg to put it on my shoulder and basically shove his junk into my face. But, he didn't make it all the way there. He totally stumbled and fell on his ass, and nearly fell off the stage. Poor guy. It was really super funny, and embarassing for him. I didnt' know what to do that the point with the dollar. I mean, do you still give it to him, or just walk away as the staff are helping him to his feet? I just quickly tucked the buck in his grundies and sat down.

Oh, and this porn star, Matthew Rush, will be stripping at the Lucky Horseshoe on Thursday night. He is way too beefy for me, and I have seen him strip when I was in Dalla before, but whatever, sounds like good times. Wanna go?

Grade: C (I get sad when I see a fallen stripper)

4 Comments:

Anonymous Katie said...

I laughed out loud. Really loud. Too funny.

I guess that's what happens when you mixing drinking and stripping.

11:15 AM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger Chicago_Sexbox said...

You know, I was at Madrigal's two weeks ago and I was wondering if these strippers ever fall off stage when they try to show off and do out of the ordinary stuff. How funny! What's even funnier is the fact Mathew Rush will be at Lucky Horshoe. I thought to be a stripper at that place you have to be out of shape, missing teeth and a former guest on Jerry Springer.

3:28 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger equippedtofascinate said...

Wow, I meet all the criteria to strip there then.

6:38 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger Dustin J. Harder said...

I wanna see a stripper fall!!! thats hilarious!!!! Wish I had been there!!

11:14 AM, January 19, 2006  

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