Being told my heart is lifeless and cold

On Friday I had a chat with this guy who I had hung out with a few times here and there. And he was way too young for me to date. By too young I mean he is 18. So, I should have known from the get go that it would be a bad idea. He was way more interested than I was, I think. He is a sweet guy, but he needs to date guys who aren't almost ten years older than him.

So, I told him this and said we couldn't hang out anymore. He didn't take this well and sent me a text message on Friday evening that said this "Hey sorry. Got kicked out of IM earler. I understand what you said....I just didn't think your heart was lifeless and cold."

OMFG! Lifeless and cold! So, sometimes I have these dreams of being like some sort of ruthless heart breaker, like my friend Valmont above, but when you really are accused of being like that it doesn't feel as good. I was John Malkovich, he was Michelle Pfeiffer, so who is Glenn Close?

But, still, that is sort of cool in a weird twisted way that I was told that.

Grade: C


Blogger PNSexplosion said...

ooh, how great would a gay dangerous liasons be?

8:27 AM, November 14, 2005  
Blogger amandarama said...

Oooh, that really would be great. I mean it. Dangerous Ligaisons. Somebody write that script!

9:57 AM, November 14, 2005  
Blogger paultoes said...

no... it would just be a bunch of gay bitches bitching, and i would get annoyed and fast forward to the sex scenes. or what about just sex scenes? let's just do a gay porn instead. it could be called "dangerously gay sons," or something like that.

1:17 PM, November 14, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know one part of Charlie that wasn't lifeless and cold for the boy in question...

3:16 PM, November 14, 2005  
Blogger Dustin J. Harder said...

In some small way, whether we believe it or not, we all make someone's life miserable. Like Heather did to Toby dumb fuck in Romy and Michelle. So....congrats!

7:54 PM, November 14, 2005  

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