10/27/2005

Meet Steven Bennett -- http://blogsbm7777.blogspot.com/

(special guest contributer Noah) Meet Steven. He's gay! No wait, not anymore! Jeebus de-gayed him. Now he's spreading the "good" "word", that you can be gay, but then de-gay yourself, then marry some gross lady named Irene with ratty mall hair, and put your hoo hoo in her neena and poop out some kids! oh, and OMG Becky! is this guy FUNNY!

LOL!! Orientals are hillllaaaarious!!.
Steve is a busy guy. When he's not posting mildly racist blogs, he's getting ready to make a radio show called, wait for it, STRAIGHT TALK! Please get Dolly Parton on the phone emediately, she MUST give them permission to use her song. How awesome would that be? Very.
Also? This guys teeth? Hillary Duff is all "no, no, like THOSE *points to picture of Steven Bennett*"

Steven Bennett - F-
Steven Bennett's blog - A- (comment people!)
Straight Talk the radio series - B+
Steven Bennett's teeth - A+

[update -- Steve disabled comments on his blog. How lame! F-!]

4 Comments:

Blogger paultoes said...

oh. my. god.
what the... do you ever have times when you reconsider your stance on gun control, because you just wanna have one, cocked and loaded? hmm. i think his blog is making me break out in hives.
blech... just look at his gay face.
i wanna go anal rape him, who's with me?

3:51 PM, October 27, 2005  
Blogger stevie.be. said...

i loved straight talk. dolly's breasts should have won an oscar for that one.

4:27 PM, October 27, 2005  
Blogger Dustin J. Harder said...

did he say orientals? What are they, a rug?

7:29 PM, October 27, 2005  
Blogger amandarama said...

This guy creeps me out - and he is so not a good singer. Can I get a witness?

9:17 PM, October 27, 2005  

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